Jito: Vah Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Tumhari Nazaron Ke Saamne Hote Hue Bhi Tumhari Pahunch Se Door Hai Santa Ne Lambi Saans Li Aur Bola . .. ... 'Padosan'a
Jito: Aaj Koi Aisi Baat Kaho Ki Main Khush Bhi Ho Jau Aur Naraj Bhi Ho Jau Santa: Tum Meri Jindagi Ho Aur Mujhe Lanat Hai Aisi Jindagi Par
Doctor (Behosh Santa Ko Dekhkar): Yah To Mar Gaya Hai Santa (Hosh Men Akar): Main To Jivit Hun Jito (Santa Ko Samjhate Hue): 'Kuch To Soch Samjhkar Bola Kijiye Itne Bade Doctor Hain Jhut Bolenge Kya?
Santa Ne Everest Pe Dekha Ki Vahan Par Ek Baba Gutkha Ragad Raha Tha Santa: Baba Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Baba: Masala Santa: Oh To Everest Masala Aap Hi Banate Ho
Santa Ke 60Ven Barthde Par Banta Bola "Ye Kek Par Balb Kyon Lagaya Hai?" Santa Bola "60 Candals Lagane Men Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi Isliye 60 Wat Ka Balb Laga Diya
Jito: Kal Raat Tum Mujhe Nind Men Galiyan Kyon De Rahe The? Santa: Tumhe Galtahami Hui Hai Jito: Kaisi Galtahami? Santa: Yahi Ki Main Nind Men Tha